While doing a little research this morning, I stumbled on possibly the weirdest web page ever: FEMA For Kids.

Yes, that’s right: You’re never too young to learn how dangerous and scary the world can be! With friendly guides like Herman the Spokescrab and Julia and Robbie: The Disaster Twins, kids of all ages can learn how to freak out prepare for anything.

Does anyone else remember a time when kids weren’t just miniature grown-ups? When there was a little innocence left? Am I just imagining things?