So I’m reading a magazine this weekend, and what should I stumble across but this two-page ad (pardon the hacked together scan — click for a larger version):

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I mean, I like meat and all, but the enthusiasm on display here, particularly by that black woman on the left, who looks like she just got a pony for Christmas … well, it’s just unseemly.

"Go meat!" Doesn’t that make you throw up in your mouth a little?