Of course we were all charmed by the story of the monkey running around a Toronto IKEA in a stylish jacket, but here at Grist we try to promote a spirit of DIY. Why enjoy someone else’s fancy monkey when you can assemble your own?

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Now, thanks to Adult Swim Canada, you have user-friendly IKEA-style instructions for combining monkey, shearling coat, poo-flinging, and customer service into one very confusing afternoon.

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