Sure, ostensibly you stayed up to watch Curiosity land. But you just couldn’t keep your eyes off the handsome specimen with the star-spangled ‘hawk. Seven minutes of terror? Try seven minutes of HELLO, NURSE.

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As always, the internet means knowing you’re not alone in whatever you’re into, even if what you’re into is Inspector Gadget/Pokemon slash fic or something. And you were definitely not alone in swooning over Mohawk Guy, who is in fact awesomely named Bobak Ferdowsi (Bobak and Ferdowsi: coincidentally also the two stars of my Pokemon slash). In fact, by the time the East Coast woke up, Ferdowsi already had a fan Tumblr with multiple fanart submissions. Next challenge for NASA: figure out whether internet fandom actually moves faster than light.

Mohawk Guy is the latest in a long line of sexy science superstars, including … uh … young Neil deGrasse Tyson and … Marie Curie. OK, so “science sex symbol” is not a hotly contested position (although the This Is What A Scientist Looks Like Tumblr offers some likely candidates). But that’s actually why this whole Mohawk Guy thing is a kinda big deal. Ferdowsi’s pretty handsome, but he’s not just beefcake — he’s amassed a following partly because it’s so fucking cool that he’s a NASA flight director with star hair. Folks are into Bobak because they’re increasingly nerdosexual-curious — and conversely, a studly space guy with awesome hair makes astrophysics and engineering seem more attractive and approachable. It’s not just Ferdowsi and your ovaries that win today: It’s science.

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