The House Resources Committee — headed by everyone’s favorite Dick, Rep. Pombo (R-Calif.) — has an Earth Day message for the masses.

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To summarize: everything’s great with the environment; environmentalists are hysterical fear-mongers; Ronald Reagan rulez.

(hat tip: reader C.L.)

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