Smells like pimply teen spirit
I thought this Hummer-branded laptop was absurd. But apparently that was just the tip of the iceberg.
See, e.g., Hummer Stuff: the complete catalog for the Hummer lifestyle, and unambigous proof of the impending end-of-days. If you want, you can even smell like a Hummer. I hear it’s like catnip for the ladies. Gotta get me some before that seventh seal opens…
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