In order to deal with the constant erosion of Florida’s beaches, one county has decided to stop building outrageously expensive real estate so close to the water’s edge it practically begs nature to destroy it.

Ha, ha. Just kidding. Actually they’re looking into replenishing beaches with recycled beer bottles, crushed, of course, into tiny sand-size particles. I bet I know what Annie Lennox would say about this …

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