1. Paparazzi can you hear me?

    “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff.” We hear ya, Lindsay — we had that same problem, until we listened to Leo.

    Photo: Tony Barson / WireImage.com

  2. Raising the handle bar

    Looking to ride around, Sally? Grab your spandex and sidle up to the BikeDispenser, an urban bike-rental stand that lets you grab some wheels and go. It’ll also help you work off the calorie-laden crap you got out of that other vending machine.

    Photo: bikedispenser.com

  3. Reality check

    This is the true story of seven strangers, picked to live in an energy-efficient house, work together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting green.

  4. We hate to say “we told you so,” but …

    We told ’em glaciers were melting, but they just had to go see it for themselves. And then: ice, ice, baby.

    Photo: Yai&JR

  5. Rabbit don’t run

    Recycled vibrators: much less disgusting than they sound at first. Because really, ew.

    Photo: iStockphoto