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Biggest yard sale ever.
A Japanese man who says that the Earth was auctioned off to him in a dream has done the only logical thing left to do when you realize you own the most fucked-up thing ever: He’s putting it up for auction.
The item’s condition is listed as “used,” and the asking price is the equivalent of $123 million. Well, that’s about $122,999,996 more than I have, but it’s a pretty reasonable price considering. Buyer beware, though: Chances are looking good that it’s a lemon.
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