The British, who apparently have a penchant for tossing rubbish willy-nilly, may run out of landfill space in a mere nine years, says a new report. Says Paul Bettison of the Local Government Association, which conducted the research, “Britain is the dustbin of Europe, with more rubbish being thrown into landfill than any other country on the continent.” Sounds like they’re in a heap of trouble. Har har.

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