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Now, this piece of Instagram art by D. Trump was made in response to Obama’s speech Monday at the Paris climate talks, in which the president urged global leaders to finally make an aggressive pact to halt climate change. And, to answer Trump’s question, Obama is thinking, “I’ve come here personally, as the leader of the world’s largest economy and the second-largest emitter, to say that the United States of America not only recognizes our role in creating this problem, we embrace our responsibility to do something about it,” as he said on Monday.

And that, Lord Trump, is what a president sounds like. Unlike certain animated hair plugs.