I’m all for animal rights, to a point. I mean, we’re like, y’know, all part of the same interconnected web and stuff? But sometimes a sense of humor goes a long way. What do you mean, road-kill candy is offensive? Next thing I know, you’re going to tell me Nerds are an affront to environmental editors everywhere.

Update [2005-2-25 16:24:57 by Katharine Wroth]: Alas, this one has already been resolved. For the sake of the children, this candy will no longer see the light of day. Which is good, because all those eight-year-olds driving cars would have started aiming straight for the squirrels.