Articles by Sarah Miller
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People obsessed with proving yetis exist find yeti fur in a cave
Whatever. We'll believe it when we see a real yeti.
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5-hour Energy has been implicated in 13 deaths
Maybe they can turn it all into ethanol, like they did with Four Loko.
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D.C. may soon be overrun with wild pigs
This is not a "Congress is back in session" joke.
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Fart-eating underpants could do a lot for air pollution
Pretty soon we won't even have to bathe. We'll just walk around in our odor-absorbing clothes, giggling to ourselves that no one knows how disgusting we are.