Articles by Sarah van Schagen

A new book reveals the truth about Chilean sea bass

Ahoy, mateys! Methinks you landlubbers will enjoy this here installment of Something Fishy, as I bring news of a book hitting the shelves this month -- about pirates! That's right, me hearties, it's called Hooked: Pirates, Poaching, and the Perfect Fish, and the "perfect fish" in question is the Patagonian toothfish (better known to seafoodies as Chilean Sea Bass). As described in press materials, Hooked is an adventure story about toothfish poachers caught in one of the longest pursuits in nautical history.

Unfortunately, I can't offer me own opinion on the book -- bit hard to read out on these rough seas, what with the eye patch and all ... arrr! -- but I hear that Tom Brokaw is a big fan and had this to say: "Hooked is a fish story, a global whodunit, a courtroom drama -- and a critically important ecological message all rolled into one. Read this and you'll never look at Chilean Sea Bass on the menu the same way."

Word on the poop deck is that author G. Bruce Knecht will be interviewed by Brokaw on the Today Show tomorrow. (Too bad me ship doesn't get good reception out here!)

From the press materials, some Patagonian toothfish facts:

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