Laughing Squid dug up this amazing video from 1994, in which a man with a righteous mullet explains how to keep your park safe from Satanists (and, incidentally, homosexuals). We’re all in favor of urban green space — except when it’s full of totally real, not made up Satanic cults.
I wonder how he’d react if he knew the parks were full of hip-hop artists as well.
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