With Election Day looming, this Halloween may be even spookier than usual. Elect to send your loved ones a Grist e-card — just to show them that you scare. (And check out last year’s cards — still fresh and sendable!)
 Send | Enlarge Dear Planet,
Mm, you look luscious. Your land is so curvy, your oceans so moist, your tar sands so … tender. Meet me when the sun goes down? Love, Big Oil Hope Your Halloween Doesn’t Suck! |
 Send | Enlarge Witches and goblins do frighten
And zombies my heart rate do heighten But the one I fear most — More than any old ghost — Is the creature McPalin O’Biden. Have an Energy Independent Halloween |
