This post goes out to all the ladies:

white pine boxer briefs

If this hottie respectable underwear model could talk, I bet he’d be telling us all about his wood. About how it’s so sustainable and never loses its shape. It has "the feel of cashmere and the coolness of linen," he’d say. Plus, it’s antibacterial, thermally regulated, and biodegradable.

Sigh. If only every man had such amazing wood in his pants.

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