I wish I could hunt better but i am too fat


Someone has made a rather silly but funny video about what would happen if animals ate fast food and got all fat and useless. A very round alligator swims past a flock of flamingos, but can’t manage to attack before his considerable weight pulls him underwater. A roly-poly leopard rolls out of a tree. A cheetah chases down an antelope, but as it makes the final leap towards its prey both lose their footing and end up bouncing across the savannah like two balls.

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[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8lOhvS-xyrA]

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Moral: Animals shouldn’t eat fast food! And neither should you. Although we do like the crazed, stupid look in these animals’ eyes. If it comes from fast food, it makes them cuter, and they should eat maybe just a little bit of it.