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Congratulations, anonymous graph maker: Basically everyone is going to find something here that they absolutely cannot tolerate in silence.

Personally, I think the slam on sriracha will probably cause the most controversy, since the internet has basically hailed sriracha as the new bacon. But the disparity between mayo and miracle whip will probably ruffle some feathers as well, and that vinegar column will be practically inexplicable to anyone who hasn’t had proper boardwalk fries.

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