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Well, here’s one for you, optimists: London fashion designer Vivienne Westwood wore a T-shirt reading “Climate Revolution” at London’s fashion week. Though we should note that she also had her stockings over her shorts and drew on a fake mustache and monocle with a Sharpie, and we don’t know what she was wearing on her head, but it kind of looked like a Russian Blue cat in a cocktail dress.

So OK, we should maybe just assume that the T-shirt is just as absurd and meaningless to her as the rest of the outfit. Although, perhaps not as absurd and meaningless as the gentleman behind her, who is wearing a Snakes & Ladders board, and seems rather disdainful of Ms. Westwood, who obviously hadn’t tried hard enough to look weird.