Cameras set up in woods and rivers confirm what you might suspect: When humans aren’t around, bears like fishing, eating berries, coexisting with deer, and pole dancing. (Wait for it. The party starts around 30 seconds.)
Can someone please make a Loudgif with this and, like, “Pony” by Ginuwine?
![2onym](http://grist.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/2onym.gif)
J. Zimmerman
![A dangerous apple](https://grist.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/danger-apple.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=768)