Um, I’m pretty sure Brooke Shields just won Halloween with her New York bikeshare bike costume:

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(Did she have to stay there all night? I never thought about how boring Halloween must be for an unused bike in a bikeshare dock.)

The most disturbing part of all this is that “Brooke Shields transforms into a bike” was undoubtedly someone’s deepest-held fantasy already.