Rosemary Mosco is pretty rad. The field naturalist and cartoonist previously created “If climate change were a dude (we’d kick him out of the house),” a comic that manages to be simultaneously incisive and adorable. She’s back with “Fashion tips from nature”:

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I’m particularly fond of the bird poop tank top, although it would also be fun to duck through doorframes in the incredibly tall hat. Now all we need is some clever indie designer to create said looks and throw an amazing fashion show. (Outdoors, natch.)

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