Finding the right match isn’t easy. Maybe he’s too short, too old, or covered in millions of tons of gypsum sand. But now, there’s an app to help you find your perfect mate — at least, in the sphere of National Parks.

Find Your Park is a new dating-style app from the National Park Service that connects users with the National Park of their dreams. Its premise is that there’s someone — or some park — for everyone, be it the lush green hills of the Great Smoky Mountains to the slender-necked hoodoos of Bryce Canyon.

Watch the ad, brought to you by the Park Service and Funny or Die, below. But we have to warn you that we tried the app ourselves, and the verdict is: Stick with Tinder. If you’re in our neck of the woods, you can’t swing a stick without hitting someone who will drag you to every park in a 100-mile radius anyway.

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