If you’ve ever heard Katy Perry sing, “Baby, you’re a firework!” and thought, “Um, NO, I am clearly not a firework, I am a LARGE BUG,” has zoologist Lucas Miller got a song for YOU:

Miller is like that zany bio teacher you had in high school who was WAY too enthusiastic when all you wanted to do was pass notes with the cute baseball player. (Oops, projecting.) You have to give him points for moxie, though. And you COULD be living high on a hog, so be grateful. Although on second thought, that sounds kind of awesome.

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