You’ve likely heard about the new collectibles taking the world by storm: They’re cute, cuddly, and exist only in a virtual world that may be better than the real one. We’re talking about Climate Change Inaction Figures.

A project of the National Geographic Channel’s Years of Living Dangerously, these anti-heroes are known for their blind rejection of facts, logic, and science. All can be acquired via social media and include such conservative thought leaders as:

President Donald Trump

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Former Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)


Governor Chris Christie (R-N.J.)


U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

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U.S. Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla.)


U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)


Former Governor Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)


You can get your own collectibles here. Gotta catch ’em all!

Update: This post has been updated to include the President Donald Trump climate inaction figure.