You’ve likely heard about the new collectibles taking the world by storm: They’re cute, cuddly, and exist only in a virtual world that may be better than the real one. We’re talking about Climate Change Inaction Figures.

A project of the National Geographic Channel’s Years of Living Dangerously, these anti-heroes are known for their blind rejection of facts, logic, and science. All can be acquired via social media and include such conservative thought leaders as:

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)

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Governor Chris Christie (R-N.J.)

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U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

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U.S. Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla.)

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U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)

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Former Governor Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)

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You can get your own collectibles here. Gotta catch ’em all!