You’ve likely heard about the new collectibles taking the world by storm: They’re cute, cuddly, and exist only in a virtual world that may be better than the real one. We’re talking about Climate Change Inaction Figures.

A project of the National Geographic Channel’s Years of Living Dangerously, these anti-heroes are known for their blind rejection of facts, logic, and science. All can be acquired via social media and include such conservative thought leaders as:

Your support powers solutions-focused climate reporting — keeping it free for everyone. All donations DOUBLED for a limited time. Give now in under 45 seconds.
Secure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 Seconds

Stories like this don’t tell themselves.

Make others like it possible. Your support powers solutions-focused climate reporting — keeping it free for everyone. Give now in under 45 seconds.
Secure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 Seconds

President Donald Trump

Grist thanks its sponsors. Become one.

To support our nonprofit environmental journalism, please consider disabling your ad-blocker to allow ads on Grist. Here's How

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)

boehner

Governor Chris Christie (R-N.J.)

christie

Grist thanks its sponsors. Become one.

To support our nonprofit environmental journalism, please consider disabling your ad-blocker to allow ads on Grist. Here's How

U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas)

cruz

U.S. Senator James Inhofe (R-Okla.)

inhofe

U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)

mcconnell

Former Governor Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)

palin

You can get your own collectibles here. Gotta catch ’em all!

Update: This post has been updated to include the President Donald Trump climate inaction figure.Â