Today’s Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal is a VERY REALISTIC AND SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE cautionary tale about genetically modified organisms.

I was going to say that you should also not do this for Father’s Day, but then I thought about it a little more, and I guess it depends on your dad.

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