That's not a joke setup, it's just Thursday. The Governator and the London mayor tooled around on two-wheelers today, looking awkward and getting hollered at by photogs, to promote Mayor Boris Johnson's new bike share plan for the city. Schwarzenegger praised bikes' ability to let you "eat a few extra wiener schnitzel and … get away with it," and Johnson disappointingly failed to refer to Arnie as a "monosyllabic Austrian cyborg," as he has in the past. But guys … this is nice and all, but you forgot to make it look like biking is any fun.