Remember how mad everyone got at the bank bailout? "I hate you banks!" people yelled, and, "I don't like bailouts!" and, "We shouldn't provide tax money to you, given the role you played in the financial crisis!" That last one was a very popular chant at Occupy Wall Street.
Well, gang, it could have been far, far worse.
The Japanese utility that operates the nuclear power plant sent into meltdown by last year's tsunami received a trillion yen ($12.8 billion) public bailout Tuesday, effectively putting it under government control.
Ha ha. Can you imagine? Imagine if the banks had not only contributed to a massive implosion of the economy, but also, through their own ineptitude, left huge portions of America uninhabitable. And then the government was like, It's cool. We'll help you out. Talk about toxic assets! (Please go click this button.)
The Fukushima Dai-ichi plant, now proudly owned by the Japanese government.
Macklemore credits Seattle parks with launching his rap career
What the frack do we know? (Not much)
Holland is better than we are at everything 
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(I made this one.)
The Capitol, embarrassed by its denizens, tries to hide behind a tree. (Photo by
Not one of the affected coal plants.
Following the Deepwater Horizon explosion and spill in 2010, BP used more than 1.8 million gallons of chemical dispersants in an effort to break up the oil. The dispersants also wiped out plankton, according to a new study.
Ice in Greenland. See it while you can! (Photo by
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