If those reusable “I am not a plastic bag” totes earn glances of hippie-hating scorn from the populace, the THANK YOU THANK YOU bag helps green-minded people blend into the crowd while still sticking to their principles.

It might look like a flimsy plastic bag you picked up at the local corner store, but it’s actually made of white taffeta and has the text embroidered on.

Recommended in particular for anyone living in a place where Agenda 21 is considered a dangerous government conspiracy of the highest order.