Forthwith, our favorite absolutely-disgusting-but-damn-we-want-that items.
Why else would snot taste good except to signal your body it should be eaten? SCIENCE.
Silly bear. Everyone knows you try to get OUT of the zoo.
Da na na na na na na na BAT SOUNDS!
Do YOU get 78 miles to the gallon? Didn't think so.
As if bees don't have enough problems, tens of thousands were just massacred in Wilsonville, Ore., after a few trees were sprayed with the bee-killing pesticide Safari.
They don't build nests of their own -- they're too wild and crazy to settle down like that! Instead, they swarm in whatever is available -- often electronics, like A/Cs.
We know, we know. But your skin feels so soft!
British researchers found further proof that plants are adorable slash taking over the world.