A rich guy’s guide to saving the oceans

To save the oceans (A checklist)

1. Be heir to a vast fortune
2. Be named David
3. Get a “green” boat
4. Sail around the world to promote education and awareness about dismal ocean health
5. Remind everyone you’re on a boat, Mother Earth, don’t you ever forget!
6. Challenge other heir David sailing around world in support of oceans to a duel of boat awesomeness. Or heir apparent hotness.

David Rockefeller Jr. sails Around the Americas for ocean awareness. No nautical-themed pashmina afghan necessary.

Photos: aroundtheamericas.org

Versus David de Rothschild and his drive, er, sail to bottleneck plastic pollution on Plastiki, the water vessel made of plastic water vessels:

Photos: Plastiki via Flickr