To save the oceans (A checklist)
- Be heir to a vast fortune
- Be named David
- Get a “green” boat
- Sail around the world to promote education and awareness about dismal ocean health
- Remind everyone you’re on a boat, Mother Earth, don’t you ever forget!
- Challenge other heir David sailing around world in support of oceans to a duel of boat awesomeness. Or heir apparent hotness.
David Rockefeller Jr. sails Around the Americas for ocean awareness. No nautical-themed pashmina afghan necessary.
Versus David de Rothschild and his drive, er, sail to bottleneck plastic pollution on Plastiki, the water vessel made of plastic water vessels: