A Happy Meal still looks ‘fresh’ on its first birthday
This is what she had to say after staring at Ol’ McDonald’s little box of joy for so long:
NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all. …
I think ants, mice and flies are smarter than people, because they weren’t fooled. They never touched the Happy Meal. Children shouldn’t either.
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