Transit Authority Figures' fake Fire Island subway routeTransit Authority FiguresFor publicly transitive folks like myself, why does it seem that the fastest way between two points is an imaginary subway line? And a watery one, to boot!

If I were an East Coaster, I’d definitely submerse myself in these non-existent, though wish-listily handy transit routes, even if their actual construction would be a big, wet flop.

All a-surfboard!

 

 

 

 

 

 


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