f your prius tote bagdustDesign Co.Now, we at Grist don’t like to encourage contests of “who art the greenest of them all,” but we think this tote bag (made of recycled cotton and soda bottles, natch) for the hardcore bike lover really makes a(n uncensored) statement about the iconic Prius and its pious following.

On the other handlebar, it could just be that all that spandex makes you more likely to attend a bike-to-jerk day rally.


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