Is PETA Butter full of … vegans?

If peanut butter is chock full of peanuts, and PETA is chock full of vegans, then the only logical conclusion is that PETA Butter is chock full of vegans, no?

If peanut butter is chock full of peanuts, and PETA is chock full of vegans, then the only logical conclusion is that PETA Butter is chock full of vegans, no?

PETA Butter ilovepeanutbutter.com

A scrumptious new vegan delight, there’s no trans-fats and no cholesterol! And since PETA Butter is, presumably, made from vegans (rather than puppies or baby cows), it must be animal-friendly too.

Yum!

Via Ecorazzi.

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