You remember Survivaballs, don't you? They're the ultimate solution to a planet gone crazy with excess thermal energy, marketed directly to the executives most responsible for all this climate change.

Well, now someone has turned oil rig escape pods into the ultimate climate-immune hotel. If you favor adaptation over mitigation, this is the love nest for you! Harness up a few extras for your offspring and you might even stick around long enough to repopulate the planet.

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Each survivapod is only 14 feet in diameter and sports little in the way of amenities beyond a chemical toilet. But what do you expect from castoffs that cost their current owner as little as $1,400 apiece?