Here’s what the sign says on the back of the bathroom door in our hotel:
Hotel Laws of Iowa
Secure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 SecondsSecure · Tax deductible · Takes 45 SecondsFixing, Limiting, and Determining the Liability of Keepers of Hotels, Inns, Eating-Houses, and Steamboat Owners to Inmates Thereof.
Sorry, was that … steamboat owners? Holy crap.
