Best local creation to emerge from the recent discovery of the ivory-billed woodpecker in Arkansas: a haircut that pays tribute. For $25, you too can sport a moussed mohawk painted red, white, and black.

Second best: the ivory-billed cheeseburger. Um … gross.

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And finally, best factoid to surface in the media hype: the former name of bird town Brinkley, Ak., is Lick Skillet.

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