Well, for one issue. Kinda.

From a Playboy press release dated today:

Playboy magazine is searching for the sexiest environmentalists in America, women willing to take it all off for their favorite cause. The magazine is planning a pictorial for an upcoming issue featuring women involved in environmental causes or with groups dedicated to saving the planet or protecting wildlife. In addition to a modeling fee for each of the participants, Playboy will make a donation to the favorite causes of the women chosen to appear in the pictorial.

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But will they be as hot as Leona Johansson?

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Much as I’d love to help Grist get more exposure (ahem), I won’t be entering myself. But the rest of you “enthusiastic and uninhibited environmentalists,” as Playboy puts it, have at it. Call 312.373.2717 for details.

(And you thought gastroporn was racy.)