I got one word for you:

Globama.

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There’s actually a pretty funny history there.  My friend and mentor Steven Strong did the current install on the pool house.  Word is, he waited until George was out of town, then gave the paperwork to Laura for sign-off.  Once approved, he screwed that thing down so tight it’s never coming off.  Reagan-proofed it, as it were.

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