Next week throughout the broadcast world of network NBC
It’s “Green Is Universal” time, so forced programs you’ll see:
From Kath and Kim describing what our ignorance has lost us
To musings from the Peter Pan of big-time sports, Bob Costas.

A mayor will clean up a waterfront on soapy Days
And PSAs will hammer home the word in different ways.
It’s tempting to poke fun at this, but I’d sound like a dink —
So I’ll just turn to you instead, and ask: What do you think?