According to Ecorazzi, Kelly Osbourne became a mite confused last Thursday night en route to a party for Dita von Teese. Said party was being held at the same venue as Elle magazine’s “Green Bash,” and the Spawn O’ Ozzy ended up on the wrong red carpet.

Her reaction when she realized her mistake? “Screw the environment.”

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Get in line, Kelly. Get in line.

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