Well, Oprah is no longer a caffeine-free, sugar-free, gluten-free vegan. She says her “21-day cleanse” has been “enlightening.”

I will forever be a more cautious and conscious eater. That’s my commitment for now. To stay awakened.

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Hopefully along the way she’s also enlightened some of her million-bajillion faithful followers.

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