I’ll tell you a little secret. Late last week, for a few brief, surreal hours, I was scheduled to appear on the Fox News show Hannity & Colmes to discuss … well, allegedly the greening of the Oscars, but as anyone who’s seen the show knows, the real topic was always going to be the hypocrisy of Hollywood limousine liberals blah blah.

If that’s not bizarre enough, Ann Coulter was scheduled to appear opposite me.

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And if that’s not bizarre enough, hours after I was scheduled, I got bumped in favor of … Darryl Hannah. Was it all some strange fever dream? Possibly.

Anyway, here’s a short video from the show. There’s plenty to say about it, but the most salient fact is, man, Ann Coulter is dumber than a box of rocks:

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