1. She’s no boob

    Keeley Hazell isn’t just a pretty face — she’s also pretty green. (Literally, and not-safe-for-work-ly.) The “owner of Britain’s most famous cleavage” rides a scooter, buys organic, and said nay to breast implants. Way to nip those emissions in the bud.

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  2. Lemon rickety: a series of fortune-ate events

    When we were 12 and needed extra cash, we imported old Land Rovers from Australia, rebuilt them to run on biodiesel, and sold them. Oh wait, no, that was this kid. But we did make some damn good lemonade.

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  3. Santo cause

    If life really does imitate art and the earth rises up to take its revenge, who will come to save the day? We’re betting on Mexican wrestler and coastline campaigner Hijo del Santo, with sidekick Tony Blair! Now that would make a good cartoon.

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  4. A carbon-neutral man is hard to find

    It’s official: men are screwing the planet. Ladies, there are only two things you can do: offset the gents’ beer farts, and go shopping.

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  5. We game, we saw, we coastered

    Ever wonder what a world without oil would be like? A new online alternate reality game launching April 30 invites you to “play it — before you live it.” Or go to Japan, where you can live it before you play it. Holy roller!

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