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Is that a green thumb, or are you just happy to see me?
Attention men: We cannot stress the impotence, er, importance of this message enough. Grab a hoe and spend a little time gettin’ dirty every week; after sowing your seed, everything’ll come up rosy.
Bob and weave
Ohhh … Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Adorning organic cotton T-shirts is he! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Kick in the pants
We know what’s in your knickers … and it’s NSFW (not safe for wearing).