1. Zircon man

    Now, we ain’t sayin’ Jamie Foxx is a gold digga. But he ain’t messin’ wit no blood diamonds, neither. Get down boy, go ‘head get down.

    Photo: Monica Morgan/WireImage

  2. Is that a green thumb, or are you just happy to see me?

    Attention men: We cannot stress the impotence, er, importance of this message enough. Grab a hoe and spend a little time gettin’ dirty every week; after sowing your seed, everything’ll come up rosy.

  3. Bob and weave

    Ohhh … Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Adorning organic cotton T-shirts is he! SpongeBob SquarePants!

  4. Flower powered

    1969: Mood ring. 2009: Mood house.

  5. Kick in the pants

    We know what’s in your knickers … and it’s NSFW (not safe for wearing).