Truth or falsetto
An Inconvenient Truth gives its encore performance — at the Milan opera house. Climate change ain’t over ’til the fat Albert sings.
Photo: Gil Cohen Magen / Reuters
Feel like a fish out of water? Slip into an itsy bitsy teeny weeny salmon skin bikini. Made from discarded scales and trimmed in Lycra, they may cost a lox, but your chums will surely filet envious.
Pop on pop
Will they burn Al Gore in effigy?
Wacko website Grassfire.org has deemed June 12 Carbon Belch Day, a symbolic “release from the absurdity of green extremism.” And they mean business: Some climate skeptics plan to not recycle newspapers for one day. Yeah. Don’t mess.
Show them that you carrot
Hoping to urge local businesses to move toward sustainability, a SanFran man asked: If you lead a hipster mob to a liquor store, can you make biz think? Apparently, yes. And they might even let you film a horrible hip-hop video.