Donald Trump is fired. Fired up, that is, about his plans to build “the world’s greatest golf course” in Scotland. But seven endangered bird species may fly in his way. Which is just silly, says The Donald: “Each and every golf course I have built has got awards for environmental protection. … When we are finished, the course will be better environmentally than before we started.” Um, he may be exaggerating just a (combed-over) hair.

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