If you spend any time at all online, you may have developed a healthy fear of anything fitting the “two ____, one ____” formula. In which case you, my friend, need to watch these two squeaky chinchillas climb into a single moccasin.

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Look at that — no revulsion, no horror, no emotion more negative than a mild irritation that your shoes aren’t full of chinchillas. Let’s film people’s reactions to this one and put them on YouTube!

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